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Sleep?

  1. Yes

    9 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. No

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  3. Call your sister

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%
  4. Message your bestie

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%
  5. Kick your husband

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  6. But a Ferrari

    6 vote(s)
    33.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    It’s 5:00 so not super early but it is Sunday.
     
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  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I meant ferret but autocorrect thinks I should have a Ferrari?
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      It also thinks you should “but” said Ferrari/ferret.
       
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    2. johnrael
      Well, maybe you should.
       
      johnrael, Jan 7, 2025
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  3. Melissacumaker

    Melissacumaker Porno Junky

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    Plot my revenge on my wife for snoring like a sumo wrestler.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Kinda fair but just hug her instead.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    2. flybinite
      How does a sumo wrestler snore ?
      And why do you know this ?? :)
       
      flybinite, Jan 5, 2025
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    3. Volt_4
      :D
       
      Volt_4, Jan 5, 2025
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  4. Melissacumaker

    Melissacumaker Porno Junky

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    I will considering her snoring is all I could ever complain about.
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      You know, if you use Comment (like I am here), your reply will be associated with the short conversation you’re having with commenters.
       
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  5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Get out of bed, do whatever mama nature suggests, get a drink of water, and read.
     
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  6. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    What is this reading nonsense?
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Moving your eyes back and forth across written letters that supposedly form words.
       
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  7. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I just now realized that says but a Ferrari.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Perhaps you should bite me? Lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
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    3. tenguy
      Where?
       
      tenguy, Jan 5, 2025
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
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    5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I got dibs on the left butt cheek.
       
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      My butt is big enough for both lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
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  8. Sgtgunner

    Sgtgunner Porn Star

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    Have a cup of coffee and start cleaning.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      That doesn’t sound right.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Yeah, the cleaning part is hinky.
       
    3. Sgtgunner
      I was talking about me. Lol
       
      Sgtgunner, Jan 5, 2025
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I know lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    #10
  9. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I usually call you. Then I have to listen to you lecture me about what time it is.

    YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH THE FISHES ;)





    I’ll call you in five ❤️
     
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    2. Jack Mine
      I seriously thought I’d get a ❤️ instead of a laugh.
       
      Jack Mine, Jan 5, 2025
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    4. Jack Mine
      Don’t forget that I’m also an asshole. You remind me of that from time to time :pompus:
       
      Jack Mine, Jan 5, 2025
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      The pope. I remember.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
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  10. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    How do you but a Ferrari? I'm not sure what that means. Is that some kinda new TikTok challenge or something?
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      My sister had a ferret. It bit.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    3. ncsubcd6997
      Yeah. I'm sure some do.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jan 5, 2025
    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I bite too lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
    5. ncsubcd6997
      lol. That's alright though. You can bite me anytime
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jan 5, 2025
    6. StrawberryCupcake
      A mouse does what it wants.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 12, 2025
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  11. Volt_4

    Volt_4 ~Tansi ~

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    When sleep eludes me I often get on here. I love you people. Well maybe not the crackheads and that one guy. Yeah you know who you are! :biggrin:
     
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  12. HisBabyGirl

    HisBabyGirl Always & Forever His

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    5 am? I get up and start my day. Could be reading, could be exercise.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      A lot of people apparently read.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 5, 2025
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  13. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I glance at my email to see if there's anything exciting in it, then pick up my book and read until I fall asleep again.
     
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    1. Hungnfertile
      You wouldn’t be sleeping anyway, if I were there. ;)
       
      Hungnfertile, Jan 5, 2025
    #15
  14. Iluvpuppies

    Iluvpuppies Porno Junky

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    When I can't sleep I watch TV.
     
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  15. Part Time Whore

    Part Time Whore Newcumer

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    First i try popping the telly on, something i know really well so im not concentrating or trying to follow.
    If that fails, get up. Just go to the bathroom, get a drink of water, just move about a bit. If i start yawning whilst i potter about, i get back to bed!
    And if that fails, i either make a cup of tea and try again, or i have my tea and start my day.
     
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  16. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    When I was younger, I would get up, watch the news, and make coffee. Now I just roll over and close my eyes.
     
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  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I sometimes watch ASMR videos. Or I read.
     
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  18. Tweedspt76

    Tweedspt76 Porn Star

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    I usually end up browsing on here
     
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