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Feelin’ Grateful: “In his speech [at the Democratic National Convention] Clinton thanked America for letting him live out his dreams. . . . Then he thanked Hillary for just letting him live.” (Jay Leno)
What a Pair: “Hollywood loves this Gore-Lieberman ticket. I know this because today three studios green-lighted projects about a robot who teams up with a rabbi.” (Bill Maher)
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Chris Pina’s Essential Daily List
Top Things Overheard at the Democratic Convention
* “Clinton is so empowering between scandals, isn’t he?”
* “Can you change the channel on that big screen behind you--’Survivor’ is on.”
* “Sorry, Mr. Hefner, but I don’t see your name on the list.”
* “Standing next to Hillary sure beats the heat.”
* “Al Gore looks so lifelike in person.”
* “I love Al’s new campaign slogan: ‘No Sex, Just Gore.’ ”
* “Doesn’t Rep. Loretta Sanchez look great in that Playboy bunny outfit?”
* “Damn, I thought the Lakers were playing.”
* “Wait, am I at the Republican Convention?”
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